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So you have heard everyone talk about the amazing technology Japan has to offer. Probably about robots, sliding doors, vending machines and talking elevators. Well, I am here to tell you about my favorite Japanese technological advancement: The Toilet. I used to be one of those people that would never use a public toilet for number two. But now, feeling that movement in my bowels brings excitement knowing I will be using one of these amazing toilets. Here are just a few of the amazing features:
- the seat is pre-warmed for you (by an internal heater not by someone else's butt)
- there is a bidet attached to help you get that fresh feeling
- after wetting your bottom, there is a drier to ensure your fanny gets...fanned
- bidet is available in boy and girl zone. I hope I don't need to explain that
- for shy people, there is a button attached that has either a flushing sound or music while you go so no one can hear you do your business
If these reasons didn't convince you than maybe the fact that the toilet seat rises and falls automatically using a sensor should convince you that this is one of the greatest inventions for humanity and harmony.
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